empty promises.

12:20 AM

today i was in the lift in cineleisure with eeloong. the lift was super squeezy. there was this trio of middle-aged men talking rather loudly.

man with very little hair: i heard when we go to heaven we'll all look the same.
friend A: we'll all have the same face. i wonder what we'll look like then.
man with very little hair: yes! if we suey then tio some ugly face. the handsome ones will scold the ugly person. so unfair to the handsome ones hor.
friend B: ya lor! very suey. but then how do we recognise each other if we have the same face.
friend A: ya! then i won't know it's you when we meet in heaven.
man with very little hair: imagine.. you look the same as your parents.
friend B: huh then will we ALL look like a MAN or a WOMAN?

eeloong and i started sniggering a long time ago. i laughed so hard that i twisted my waist. eeloong twisted his back.

friend A: ahhaha funny ah!
friend B *laughs*
man with very little hair: *laughs*

and when our lift stopped at the sixth floor, all 5 of us bursted out laughing.

oh well. it was an amusing conversation.

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and yes. today we wanted to watch "The pursuit of happyness" (no typo there!) but some lame ticketing person sold eeloong the ticket for a 4:05pm show when it was 5:30pm already. awww there was no 5:40pm show. stupid yahoo movies. gave me the wrong info. but still, the cathay ppl were dumb la. 1.5 hours into a 2 hr show and u sell the ticket to a blur boy. EVIL. and the usher let us into the movie?!!! gaowei.
okay let me retell the story. we didn't know the movie was at 4:05. naively thinking that it was at 5:40, we went into the theater at around 5:45 and we sat down to eat our long john silvers meal. we thought the movie just started. 20 minutes later, (i wasnt done eating yet) the credits started rolling. i thought it was some kind of joke. i thought it was part of the movie -.-
but it wasnt! the show had ended. i was dumbfounded, then furious.
so in the end we went to complain and we got tickets for "the protege" at 7:45.
it was a great show. quite lame (no, very.) and funny at times but the moral behind the whole movie was great :D
go catch it!

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whatever tomorrow brings, please be there. Y

cny!

1:09 AM

now that i don't emo as much, i don't have much to blog about!
since (as most of you have realised) my long entries are emo entries.
well.. i do emo about certain stuff but those are really private and i can only hide them inside my hand-written sort of diary.

chinese new year has been unexpectedly rewarding this year. (angpows aside)
okay well my angpow money is not as pathetic as i thought it would be. last year i didn't even dare to count my angpow money cuz it was sucha measely amount. this year i did a rough estimate. quite good! (:

and that day i had an insightful chat with my cousin's new angmoh wife! she's called nathalie and she's from australia. an english teacher! she made me realise how badly i avoid speaking the english language. i kinda have a phobia. gah.
and she talked about singapore's education system.. stuff like that. when she told her students in primary school to write a story, all they did was ask her "how many paragraphs?", "how many words?", "how many lines?"
and she said "i don't care how many words you write! i don't care how many grammatical errors you have! i want a story!"
and so, the students stoned at the piece of writing paper, feeling helpless. they were so restricted by numbers.. by requirements of examinations and schoolwork that they even forgot how to write a story..

that's quite sad eh? singapore's education system is all about numbers. statistics.
students are restricted to do things in one way. there's no diversity. they are afraid to deviate from the norm. school teaches them to do A, B, then C. this rote learning method is stifling our education environment!
gah this sounds like what i wrote in my GP essay.
okay i shall end this boring post with yet another talentime advertisement. im kinda nervous.

please come support! sms voting does not have additional charges like that of "Project Superstar"!

ignore my face in this picture. my eyes were very screwed up when we tried taking these pictures. it was a very scary/freaky experience. and i shan't elaborate.
our group name is "Sweet Escape".
don't say it's corny or anything! come up with a better one yourself! we racked our brains and all we could think of was corny stuff. this one was ripped from daphne's msn nick. hahahha. gah.

HAPPY CNY TO ALL! YY

mummy!

12:44 PM

hello all.

as promised, i am here to blog about my favourite mummy! (:

i have decided to spare him by not putting his retarded picture with me. okay ignore me. i know i look horrible in this picture. but mummy is cute!

his real name is Ng Wen Jie and his birthday is on 22/06/1989.
that's 8 days after mine. (:

he's from the same class as me, 06S6D! (we rock.)
but that aside, how did the name "mummy" originate?
i don't know when i started calling him mummy, but he has come to accept the name. (:

mummy is one of the best guys i've met! sooo daddy is very lucky! (well mummy is lucky too!)
yup! and and he has another daughter cheejia!

talking about cheejia, she's my partner for talentimeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. :D

3rd March, HCI auditorium.
Guest judges include Diya and Fang Zhong Hua.
3 categories: Vocal solo, Vocal group, Creative.
20% audience support by SMS voting.

please come/sms to support us :D

erm. although we haven't picked a song or shopped for our costume yet. we're SO DEAD.

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okay back to mummy. he loves to sing. and WE ALL LOVE HIS SINGING DON'T WE :D
hahahha. mummy wants to join campus superstar. we'll be behind him all the way! mummy secretly thinks he's jay chou. or rather, outrightly. his fave song right now is Ju Hua Tai -- Chrysanthemum balcony -.- by Jay Chou :D

mummy is a greaaaaaaaaaaaaat guy seriously!! he offers you support when you're down and he gets all his famous sayings from www.quotes.com ! he's a greaaaaaat friend and mother.
and i love mummyyyyyyyy!

okay i shall end this lame post here.

N.B: the above post is not entirely factual. but the talentime announcement is!

new phone alert.

11:43 PM

yay i bought a new phoneeeeeeeeeeeee (:

but still all my contacts are gone. ):
currently i have only 60 contacts?!
how pathetic.
so pleeeease come tell me your number on msn! :D

lost phone. bah.

1:09 AM

may the person who took my phone fucking burn in hell.

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yes i lost my phone. AT MY VOID DECK. dumb, i know.

so come tell me your number. sigh.
im currently uncontactable.